if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
I sold a short story AND I got some proofreading work.
Behold the power of Tumblr!
when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore
Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.
I am 49. Still not grown up. HOORAY!
actually, I often suspect that to become a ‘grown-up’ is a failure of imagination, or at least a triumph of disillusionment over optimism.
the reason Sherlock wasn’t able to solve the mayfly man case sooner is because there were too many hot soldiers in the room and he kept getting distracted
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
Are men lying to us if they shave?
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.
Bet nobody wants to volunteer as tribute, but imma gonna chuck Tony Abbott’s name in twice.